Wednesday, May 11, 2011

15 Funny Quiz Questions

Funny Quiz is small questions that based on some humor, fun. Funny questions are also asked in different magazines or newspapers in form of drawings with the question. The purpose of asking funny questions is to get the most comedy, entertain, funny & cooler answer. There is huge collection of funny questions and answers for quiz are available on different websites.

What is in the army and is corny?
Answer: A colonel.

What animal has a chip on its shoulder?
Answer: A chipmunk

What kind of bell doesn't ring?
Answer: Dumbell


Asking funny questions with each other is a game. If you feel bore or you want song fun with your friends then you can get best entertainment by asking funny quiz questions from each other. People get to know with other more when they asked each other silly, funny questions. Funny questions not only creates cooler, energetic environment but also makes a people more active & smart. Many funny questions hidden some trickles or witty answers, which are used to judge how much the next person is intelligent?. Funny questions determine person humor sense.
When you get the funny quiz questions from the internet you don't know the answers but here you can get funny quiz with answers enjoy this collection.

What happens to the duck who flies upside down?
Answer: He quacks up!

What is the smartest kind of bee?
Answer: A spelling bee.

What is the best year for a kangaroo?
Answer: Leap year.

What do you call two witches living together?
Answer: Broom-mates.


Why did the witch's mail rattle?
Answer: Because it was a chain letter.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
Answer: By witch-ful thinking.

Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
Answer: On their feet.

•H2O is liquid, but H2S is what?
Gas
• Which sulfur has needle shaped crystals?
Prismatic
• Gold paint made from:
Copper
• Name a reducing agent:
Hydrogen sulfide

What is it that one needs most in the long run?
Answer: You’re Breath.

Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
Answer: Because it has a spring in it.






Thursday, May 5, 2011

Funny Quiz Questions

There are lot of sites which contain the funny quiz sections, but some of these irritate the users to choose all the answers then at the end they tell the answers. But here you can get all the funny quiz questions with answers.
Use these funny quiz questions to make fun in your home in you class and anywhere you want to user. These are the clean collection of questions.
Question: Eugene the Jeep featured in which comic strip?

Answer: Popeye

Question: Kulfi is a type of which Indian food?

Answer: Ice-cream

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Answer: Lawsuits.

What do you have if an ax falls on your car?
Answer: An ax-I-dent (accident)

What is in the army and is corny?
Answer: A colonel.

Question: Who discovered penicillin?

Answer: Alexander Fleming (1928)

What kind of can never need a can opener?
Answer: A Pelican.
How do you avoid falling hair?
Answer: Step out of the way.
What paper makes you itch?
Answer: Scratch paper.
Question: In what year was hanging abolished in the UK?

Answer: 1965
What is the correct way to file an axe?
Answer: Under the letter A.

Question: What was the name of the Skipper in Moby Dick?

Answer: Captain Ahab

Why is the letter D so aggravating?
Answer: Because it makes Ma maD.

What letters are the smartest?
Answer: The Ys.

What goes up and down, but still remains in the same place?
Stairs!

Larry's father has five sons named Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty...Guess what would be the name of the fifth?
Fifty? Well no! It's Larry! (Larry is the fifth son).

What has legs but can't walk?
Answer: TABLE

What has a face but no head?
Answer: CLOCK

What has a head and a foot but no body?
Answer: BED

What is a camel's hair brush made of?
Answer: Squirrel fur.

Which room has no door, no windows, no floor and no roof?
Answer: A mush room.

What is hard to beat?
Answer: A drum with a hole in it.